The Tuxdeo Full Movie
Director: Kevin Donovan
Writers: Phil Hay (story), Matt Manfredi (story),
Stars: Jackie Chan, Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jason Isaacs
Movie Review
The Tuxedo opens with a shot of a mountain spring. Jackie Chan and Jennifer Love Hewitt's names appear in a waterfall and trickle away. Then a deer walks into the stream, and the camera shows a close-up of it urinating. Then the camera follows that urine as it flows through the stream, through murky pipes and filters, ultimately ending up in a factory where it's poured into a plastic bottle. It's supposed to be a joke about the source of the trendy bottled waters people drink, but it's an off-putting opening that the movie never quite rises above.
Chan plays Jimmy Tong, a cab driver who wears a "soul patch" on his chin and is a regular customer at Hooters (the restaurant, not co-star Hewitt). He pines for the sales lady at a high falutin' art dealership, but can't muster the nerve to ask her out.
Things start looking up for him when a mysterious woman (Debi Mazar) enters his cab, and puts his driving skills to the test. He passes, and lands a high-paying gig as the chauffeur for Clark Devlin (Jason Isaacs), a suave, sharp-dressed high-roller who can easily seduce women and catch falling glasses of champagne without spilling a drop.
Tong soon learns that he's working for a secret agent, who's also a really nice guy so long as you don't touch his special glass-encased tuxedo. But when Devlin gets put out of commission by a bad guy's bomb on a casual trip for some fast food, he asks Jimmy to take his place, leaving him with the mysterious clue "Walter Strider" before passing out. Jimmy takes him to the hospital, then goes back to Devlin's mansion where he dons the forbidden tuxedo. To his surprise, it turns out to be a high-tech weapon that automatically adjusts to the person wearing it and has a variety of functions from demolition to dancing.
Meanwhile, the CSA headquarters, the secret (and fictional) government agency that Devlin works for, are in a tizzy over bottled water baron Diedrich Banning (Ritchie Coster). Rookie agent Del Blaine (Hewitt) gets assigned to the case after figuring out that the previous agent on the case was killed by extreme dehydration. It turns out Banning has developed a formula to dehydrate the world, thereby essentially making him the ruler as only his water will be able to keep people hydrated.
Del teams up with the veteran Devlin, who she's never met before. Unbeknownst to her, since Devlin is really Jimmy, he's more of a rookie than her. Espionage and tuxedo-related antics ensue.
But who goes to a Jackie Chan movie for the plot? Chan is the Fred Astaire of action, and people line up to see what new jaw-dropping stunts he has in store. That's what makes the premise of The Tuxedo an imperfect fit for the star from the outset. Chan is practically a superhuman already in his physical abilities. He's his own special effect. He doesn't need some CGI super-suit.
Predictably, the result is less Jackie Chan action than his previous Hollywood fare, and more of the wirework and post-production enhanced variety that's more befitting a Jet Li movie. Unlike Jet Li, though, Chan is smart in at least giving his character a good excuse for the super-human stunts in the form of the Tuxedo, even if it's a weak one.